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    Car Keyed...

    - Mark

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    Re: Car Keyed...

    Excellent, Mark! Have to send this to my jam group!

    Thanks for the chuckle this morning.
    "There are three kinds of men. One who learns by readin'. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on that electric fence for themselves." Will Rogers
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    Quote Originally Posted by Boink View Post
    Yeah, but D Major problem will be the insurance claim.
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    And the person who did it didn’t even leave a note.
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gliderman8 View Post
    And the person who did it didn’t even leave a note.
    His staff should have, but they weren't sharp enough. Too much treble.
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    Quote Originally Posted by NutmegCT View Post
    His staff should have, but they weren't sharp enough. Too much treble.
    Don’t fret, the police will catch him.
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    The puns above are typical of those my sons and I exchange. I now consider you all part of my extended family!
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    Quote Originally Posted by dklawson View Post
    The puns above are typical of those my sons and I exchange. I now consider you all part of my extended family!
    thank you! always important to preserve family harmony on this forum.
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    Quote Originally Posted by JPSmit View Post
    thank you! always important to preserve family harmony on this forum.
    … and that you're all in tune with each other.
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    When I first saw what they did to that car l was at a loss for words.
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    Duly noted.
    - Mark

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    Quote Originally Posted by dklawson View Post
    .......I now consider you all part of my extended family!
    Can you lend me $20?

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    Re: Car Keyed...

    Quote Originally Posted by PC View Post
    Can you lend me $20?
    Absolutely. Just drop by my house to pick it up.
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    Quote Originally Posted by PC View Post
    Can you lend me $20?
    sheesh, given this conversation I would have thought you would have at least gone for a c note.
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    We gotta stop this sheet; music should not be made fun of.
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gliderman8 View Post
    We gotta stop this sheet; music should not be made fun of.
    I think that comment is gonna fall Flat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    I think that comment is gonna fall Flat.
    Sorry, I thought it was a Movement.
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gliderman8 View Post
    We gotta stop this sheet; music should not be made fun of.
    It's true we should all be of one a chord
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    That's a pretty sharp idea (Ach now I've done it)
    Never express yourself more clearly than you can think.
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    Re: Car Keyed...

    Quote Originally Posted by JPSmit View Post
    It's true we should all be of one a chord
    True, though the pun itself fell a bit flat
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