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    Cleanup on Aisle 3

    A Husband and wife go shopping

    H: Puts beer in cart, 18 pack $10

    W: Put it back, we can't aford that.

    W: Puts $20 jar of face cream in the cart

    H: Put that back, we can't afford it!

    W: Why? It makes me look beautiful.

    H: So does the beer, and it's half the price.

    That's him on Aisle 3

    Aisle3.jpg



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    Re: Cleanup on Aisle 3

    LOL
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    Re: Cleanup on Aisle 3

    MMmmmmmff
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    Re: Cleanup on Aisle 3

    Hahahaha!
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    Re: Cleanup on Aisle 3

    just copied that off and sent it to my wife.
    I'll have her post photos of me face down in the driveway.

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