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A man visits his doctor. “I can’t stop singing ‘What’s New p ussycat.’ “
Doc examines him. “You have Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is that rare?”
“It’s not unusual.”
 

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:ba-dump:

[h=1]A guy walks into a doctor's office and says, hey doc, my brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Then the doc says, why don't you turn him in? The guy says, I would but we need the eggs. [/h]
 

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Now I'm a believer.
 

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Guy goes to see his psychiatrist and says to him "doc, I think I'm turning into a dog". The psychiatrist says "OK, I can help you; please lay down on the couch and we can talk about it"
The guys says "I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture"
 

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A Priest, a minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

Bartender says, "is this a joke?"
 

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Then there's the one that little kids find funny -

A man sits down in a bus.Guy next to him says
"Do you know you have a banana in your ear?"
Guy replies "Sorry,I couldn't hear you -
I have a banana in my ear".
 

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what's brown and sticky





a stick
 

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woman to psychologist: My husband thinks he's a refrigerator.

psychologist: How does that make you feel?

woman: I'm OK with it. But he sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake at night.
 
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