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    Accordian To The Manual

    "Because you never know when someone's going to Polka-hole in your tire."

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    Re: Accordian To The Manual

    Is that instrument tuned to B flat?

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    Re: Accordian To The Manual

    That car is a combination Honda and Saturn product... the "Accord-Ion."
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    Re: Accordian To The Manual

    Groan!
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    Re: Accordian To The Manual

    Weird Al needs to join AAA.
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    Re: Accordian To The Manual

    Quote Originally Posted by GregW View Post
    Is that instrument tuned to B flat?
    More like A-flat.
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    Re: Accordian To The Manual

    Hahahaha
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    Re: Accordian To The Manual

    Quote Originally Posted by Boink View Post
    More like A-flat.
    But it's only flat on the bottom.
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    Re: Accordian To The Manual

    You don't often hear classical music on an accordion but no doubt playing an Aire
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    Re: Accordian To The Manual

    Never express yourself more clearly than you can think.
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    Re: Accordian To The Manual

    I could swear I saw this guy as a street musician in Krakow:

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