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> > Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter

> > came and took their drink order.

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> > "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

> >

> > "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

> >

> > "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

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> > The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

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> > "I want a nice big bowl of oatmeal," said the first piggy.

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> > "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

> >

> > "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

> >

> > The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter

> >approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

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> > "I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

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> > "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.

> >

> > "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

> >

> > "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little

> >piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

> >

> > You're gonna LOVE this....

> >

> > The third piggy says -

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> > "Well, somebody has to go wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
 
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