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    The Weather Forcast

    I Know some of us, at least here in the NE, have had a bit of rain lately. Here is the forecast for the rest of the week.

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    _Wednesday_ Rain heavy at times. Followed by precipitation

    _Thursday_ Lingering showers throughout the day. Chance of rain 800%

    _Friday_ Moist. Damp. Sodden.

    _Saturday_ Rainish, showery. Precipitation expected

    _Sunday _ Light rain, followed by heavy rain, followed by pouring

    _Monday _Unseasonably rainy in the AM. Uncharitably rainy in the
    PM. Unconsciousably rainy in the evening.

    _Tuesday_ Endless showers, followed by flooding.

    _Wednesday_ Remember Waterworld? Like that but more water.

    _Thursday_ Not sunny! Forget Sunny ok?

    _Friday_ Clearing just long enough to make weekend plans... Followed by
    obscene amounts of rain.
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    Saturday_ Take a wild guess

    _Sunday_ Incessant spirit crushing rain. The kind of rain that makes
    it hard to get out of bed, the kind that seems like it never will end--
    ever.

    _Monday_ Please go away

    _Tuesday _Ample brilliant sunshine. Didi I say sunshine? I meant rain!

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    "I'm pursuing my lifelong quest for the perfect, the absolutely driest martini to be found in this or any other world. And I think I may have hit upon the perfect formula. You pour six jiggers of gin, and you drink it while staring at a picture of Lorenzo Schwartz, the inventor of vermouth. "Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce (Alan Alda) in M *A *S *H

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    Re: The Weather Forcast

    Rain... You say?

    This picture taken ten days ago right here in Calgary, and still more rain coming through this weekend [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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    Re: The Weather Forcast

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]That's Great!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]
    Being a Portlander, I'm forwarding that to everyone I know!

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    Re: The Weather Forcast

    We had rain yesterday morning, they say we won't have anymore till at least October.
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    you could cut and paste that forcast for lovely Louisiana....but that's the regular summer forcast! The only delightful difference is it's 100 degrees of humidity!!!!!1Whoo Hoo what a place to live(for mosquitos). As it happens I'm days away from a 2 week stay in our fireworks tent- so throw in heat exhaustion,rashes,death by dehydration & West Nile Mosquitos I live a truly glamourous Life!! Last year after it was over & all the paper work done I passed out for 4 days and my loving family didn't even call the doctor!!!!!!!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cryin.gif[/img] If I pass on, I count on every one on this forum to make my sons life **** if I don't get buried in Maggie! I've owned her almost all my life and intend to be lowered in the ground with my hands on the wheel & a smile on my face!!!!!Even if the undertaker has to stuff me like Roy Rogers did "Trigger"!!!!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/driving.gif[/img]Randi

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    Re: The Weather Forcast

    Randi -

    You just outlined one of the reasons we decided to stay up here in TN! We sure do miss the food, though... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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    Re: The Weather Forcast

    Here we find it amazing how accurate the weatherman is in predicting lousy weather.We actually have had 4 days of sunshine in a row.Forcast for today sunny and hot with extreme possibility of severe thunderstorm.
    Thank goodness life is so sunny
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    Re: The Weather Forcast

    Do you think there is a chanch of trading Weather Forecasters?
    Here in Phoenix all they can predict is Sunny and Hot, or to make things interesting,it will be Hot and Sunny.
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    Re: The Weather Forcast

    Here the weatherman gets big bucks for being wrong 60 to 70 percent of the time. At least yours get it right. We have a saying up here, "If you don't like the weather wait 20 minutes". We had two inches of snow here last week and its in the high 60's today. The kids are still skiing although they must climb the hills. (Mammoth Mountain, 120 miles south of here, will close July 4th this year.)

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    Re: The Weather Forcast

    Great photos sherlock...I like your mom's too...and her scooter!

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    Re: The Weather Forcast

    Thanks Jim... We had quite the flooding here, lots of damage, well into the hundreds of millions... My place was fine though...
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    Re: The Weather Forcast

    Gee that weather report sounds like the weather at our Four Hour Enduro last Fall.
    Glad you're OK, Sherlock.

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    Re: The Weather Forcast

    The previous picture was flood #1, I took this picture during flood #2 nine days later, the water level was much higher the second time around...

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