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    How fast was the little guy going?

    https://i.redd.it/fa9tfrct03s41.jpg
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    Re: New Cannonball record

    let's see. If a negative times a negative is a positive, is illegal times illegal legal?
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    New Cannonball record

    https://dailycaller.com/2020/05/21/cross-country-speedrunners-obliterate-cannonball-record/#disqus_thread
  4. Thread: New OLD watch

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    Re: New OLD watch

    http://www.britishcarforum.com/bcf/image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxITEhASEBAQEBASEA8PDw8QEA8QDw8QFRUXFhUVFRUYHSggGBolGxUVITEhJSkrLi4uFx8zODMtNygtLisBCgoKDg0OFw8QFSsZFR0rKystLS0...
  5. Thread: New OLD watch

    by maynard
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    Re: New OLD watch

    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSiXeUE7K6hx3Yz8JSS1BVN9sziJ03vW-hHQhEowgICzg4tr_FX&usqp=CAUhttp://www.britishcarforum.com/bcf/image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCE...
  6. Thread: Time

    by maynard
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    Time

    When a post shows the time, where is it from? GMT, CDT, etc.

    Thanks
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    Where is Darwin when we need him?

    https://hoodsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/woman-cuts-hole-through-face-mask-365x205.jpg
    She couldn't get enough air,so she cut a hole.
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    My wife has taken up gardening

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    Don't DWELL on this, but

    https://www.trapshooters.com/attachments/covid-test-png.1678769/
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    Be careful with N95 masks

    https://nypost.com/2020/04/24/driver-crashes-car-after-passing-out-from-wearing-n95-mask/
  11. Thread: Conspiracy?

    by maynard
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    Re: Conspiracy?

    This whole Covid-19 is a conspiracy between divorce lawyers, marriage counselors, and OB-GYNs.
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    Re: Further skill-set expansion

    You guys got pasta all wrong. It grows on trees.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU
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    Re: I'm not posting any more...

    If you aren't posting any more, does that mean that you are not posting any less?
  14. Thread: Mrs. Peel

    by maynard
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    Re: Mrs. Peel

    I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
  15. Thread: Mrs. Peel

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    Re: Mrs. Peel

    Did you know that the black leather outfit she wore was actually dominatrix attire?
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    Re: One day in the library

    For the chemists and biologists out there.

    I was asked it the food is organic, and I said it all is.
  17. Thread: Virus

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    Virus

    I have or had 2 MGs, 4 Jaguars, 3 VWs, 4 Toyotas, I Hyundai, 1 Honda, I Mercury, & 1 Buick,

    Does that mean I have the car-owner virus?
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    Battery problem

    Just noticed two bumps on my battery. Had one tested and it came back positive. Hope it is not terminal.
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    covid-19 and dogs

    The World Health Organization (WHO) has determined that dogs cannot get COVID-19. All dogs that have been quarantined can now be released. Make this perfectly clear - WHO let the dogs out!
  20. Re: Things to Do While You are Sheltering in Place

    Since we are on home isolation, my wife says we have to ration things like wine. She limits me to one glass.

    https://www.postfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/4h2hvij3ozyz-74193.jpg
  21. Re: Things to Do While You are Sheltering in Place

    I was planning to utilize my time turning beer, wine and scotch into urine.
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    Re: This is supposed to be satire

    I know the Bee is satire, but as a teacher I see a lot of truth in the article.
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    This is supposed to be satire

    https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-worried-theyll-have-to-raise-their-own-children-as-government-schools-shut-down
  24. Thread: Primary day

    by maynard
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    Primary day

    Illinois has a closed primary, where you have to declare your party. When asked which party I wanted, I said stag.
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    Re: We all should be dead

    Let me guess, your water was recycled through someones' or somethings' kidneys.
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