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Guest
12-12-2012, 09:04 PM
I have a notebook here that documents the early events in our relationship. I take it out every year arong this time and read it. We met in early December and the book documents every day for the next month. On December 21, 2002 Kelly informed her mother and her brother "Billy is my boyfriend". This new promotion, of course, came without my consent or knowledge. Also unto my knowledge and consent, this would be just the forst of many, "Oh, by the way..." moments yet to come...


...and just like that boys and girsl... the world as I knew it ended on December 21.... :smirk:

DrEntropy
12-12-2012, 09:09 PM
So this means ya die HAPPY on th' 21st?

Guest
12-12-2012, 09:27 PM
So this means ya die HAPPY on th' 21st?



Nope, mean "I'm" already dead. :grin:

DrEntropy
12-12-2012, 09:33 PM
Scalped, skinned or deep fried? :jester:

weewillie
12-12-2012, 09:33 PM
I don't know about the Mayan's. There's a race that died out before their calendar

DrEntropy
12-12-2012, 09:38 PM
They just ran outta room on the tablet that calendar was bein' written on.

coldplugs
12-12-2012, 09:41 PM
I don't know about the Mayan's. There's a race that died out before their calendar

Uh oh. My calendar ends on December 31 of this year.

Gliderman8
12-12-2012, 09:45 PM
They just ran outta room on the tablet that calendar was bein' written on.
It goes something like this doc...

Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!"
Mayan two: "But it only goes up to 21.12.2012"
Mayan one: "Ah don't worry about it we'll make a new one before then. I would have carried on on this stone but I ran out of room."
Mayan two: "Fair enough. Hey, imagine if people thought that the world was gonna end because you couldn't find a bigger stone."
Mayan one: "Yeah, but you'd have to be pretty stupid to think that wouldn't you?"

Guest
12-12-2012, 09:50 PM
Scalped, skinned or deep fried? :jester:


Worse, castrated...:cryin:

Guest
12-12-2012, 09:52 PM
I don't know about the Mayan's. There's a race that died out before their calendar

Exactly what I've been sayin'...

However, my calander is still goin' but as previously mentioned, I'm already dead...:angel:

Nunyas
12-12-2012, 10:01 PM
assumin' they are correct. When the day finally arrives, there will only be Mayan Cat....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5oGB2Spkbw

waltesefalcon
12-13-2012, 03:16 PM
Why Rob? Why did you have to go and do that?

Nunyas
12-13-2012, 10:32 PM
don't blame me! it has the Mayans written all over it!