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TR6BILL
11-27-2012, 08:51 PM
One of my favorite one-liners. Y'all have any?

DNK
11-27-2012, 09:01 PM
I dated her for a short time

Gliderman8
11-27-2012, 09:01 PM
"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led" - Stan Laurel

DrEntropy
11-27-2012, 09:08 PM
"Ya can run it all day without gas but don't even try t' start it without oil!"

sail
11-27-2012, 09:23 PM
No matter where I go, there I am.

AngliaGT
11-27-2012, 11:29 PM
You had to be there

Don't miss it,if you can

Would I lie?

Trust me

I can only show you the car in the dark

Will you take a check?

I know Doc

- Doug

GregW
11-27-2012, 11:53 PM
As far as you know.

PAUL161
11-28-2012, 12:20 AM
Believe me, and You can take that to the bank!

AN5Sprite
11-28-2012, 01:43 AM
No good deed goes unpunished.

AN5Sprite
11-28-2012, 01:48 AM
Better out in shame than in in pain. (fart theory)

TR6BILL
11-28-2012, 04:49 AM
"The weather is here, wish you were beautiful." - Jimmy Buffett

Banjo
11-28-2012, 06:36 AM
I'd like you to know I've had a wonderful evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)

longbridgehealey
11-28-2012, 10:11 AM
He (or she) is a lost ball in high weeds.

sd80mac7204
11-28-2012, 10:35 AM
You can't fix stupid.

AngliaGT
11-28-2012, 07:50 PM
"Hey Billy,hold my beer,& watch this...."

"She's got a great personality"

- Doug

Guest
11-28-2012, 08:07 PM
"Hey Billy,hold my beer,& watch this...."



- Doug


Note who's doin' th' holdin'. ;)

waltesefalcon
11-28-2012, 08:59 PM
Out of the frying pan, and into the fire.

sail
11-28-2012, 09:34 PM
Dependable as a fart in a skillet.

Banjo
11-28-2012, 09:51 PM
"That engine was chuggin' an burpin' like a freshman at a kegger"

DNK
11-28-2012, 09:53 PM
Sweating like a fat girl in the front row of an Usher concert

sail
11-28-2012, 10:17 PM
She was so fat I rolled over and was still on top of her.

Nunyas
11-29-2012, 12:19 AM
She's got more cottage cheese than the dairy isle at the grocery store.

AngliaGT
11-29-2012, 02:15 AM
Usher - is that a new group that I've never heard of?
More information for us '50's people might help.

- Doug



Sweating like a fat girl in the front row of an Usher concert

billspit
11-29-2012, 09:43 AM
I'm hanging in there like a hair in a bisquit. (I thought my first boss had made that one up, but heard it on a TV show the other day)

My father's was "never do today what you can put off till tomorrow".

JPSmit
11-29-2012, 10:14 AM
If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got.

mailbox
11-29-2012, 11:14 AM
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

Basil
11-29-2012, 11:25 AM
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.


Where have you been hiding????

Mickey Richaud
11-29-2012, 11:26 AM
Crazy as a road lizard.

sd80mac7204
11-29-2012, 11:26 AM
I don't have issues... I have the whole subscription.

rlwhitetr3b
11-29-2012, 09:44 PM
I don't have issues... I have the whole subscription.
I will be looking for a chance to use this one!:)

apbos
11-30-2012, 10:30 PM
hard werken niets verdienen
My father has a million of them.
Paul

Opa
12-01-2012, 12:47 AM
hard werken niets verdienen
My father has a million of them.
Paul

story of my life lol

apbos
12-01-2012, 01:01 AM
Opa! At least we know you can read read dutch! How many sayings did you learn in the day!

Opa
12-01-2012, 11:10 AM
Opa! At least we know you can read read dutch! How many sayings did you learn in the day!

yes I can read and speak Dutch pretty well, writing it, not so good. I was only 2 when dad immigrated to Canada from Zeeland, Yerseke was our home town.
Used to hear a lotta one liners from both mom and dad.
heb een gezelige dag! Kees.

NutmegCT
12-01-2012, 11:43 AM
How 'bout this one:

Aeppel swete leas cyse, angelic cosse leas clypnese!

From my youth - back in the 9th century. Casey - your Dutch should help you on this one.

Tom

Opa
12-01-2012, 12:03 PM
Not a clue on that one, Tom :confused:

NutmegCT
12-01-2012, 12:08 PM
Apple pie without cheese, like a kiss without a squeeze.

(New England - and Old England - humor)

Anglo-Saxon, ca. 900-1000. Told you I'm old ...

T.

apbos
12-01-2012, 07:13 PM
Kees
Your immigation story is very similar to mine. Mom and Dad came over from South Holland (Koudekerk a/d rijn). I can speak and read Dutch pretty well, but need a spell checker for writing. All my relatives are still there.
Dag

Guest
12-01-2012, 08:16 PM
Don't worry about the mule, just load the wagon.