View Full Version : HOLY HUMOR

09-16-2010, 03:45 PM
There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is; we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is; it's still out there in your pockets."

09-16-2010, 08:43 PM
One of the cardinals runs in to the pope. "your holiness, your holiness, I have some good news and I've got some bad news." "The good news is that Jesus has come again, the bad news is that he's come to Salt Lake City."