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angelfj
02-05-2010, 01:03 PM
Hymn #365

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Smile, life is too short not to! :smile:
If this brightened your day,
Don't let it stop here,
Pass it on with a smile,
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river!

Silverghost
02-05-2010, 03:09 PM
<this can't be helped!> :jester:

After that I'm sure the priest felt like he was up a river in a holy canoe... :crazyeyes:
...and wanted to have the song leader sent up the river!! :angel: