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Mickey Richaud
12-16-2009, 10:50 PM
If you haven't already learned, as of tomorrow your internet server will automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen --> Cabinets --> Upper Right Drawer --> then REMOVE box that says "Aluminum Foil". Wrap all remaining foil around your head. This has been kept quiet 'til now, but thanks to an anonymous source...

And, if you don't know, also as of tomorrow, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says "Apocalypse". Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see.


~With thanks to one of my Facebook friends!~

<span style="font-style: italic"> Don't you love it that we're bein' looked after? :jester: </span>

bgbassplyr
12-16-2009, 11:12 PM
Doc must be in Clarksville.

AngliaGT
12-17-2009, 12:05 AM
Mickey,

Does this mean that my 8 Track player won't work any more?
If I put tinfoil around it,will it be protected?
And what about Lucas stuff?

- Doug

JamesWilson
12-17-2009, 04:22 AM
If they did a brain scan... what do you think they'd find? :devilgrin:

DrEntropy
12-17-2009, 06:24 AM
The ~ORIGINAL~!! (https://zapatopi.net/afdb/) And still th' best.


And, no, I ain't in Clarksville Jim. MUCH too cold this time o' year.

I'd prefer to go further SOUTH. :cooler:

angelfj1
12-17-2009, 07:44 AM
"server not found" ???

Basil
12-17-2009, 08:00 AM
"server not found" ???

Doc had an extra https:// in the URL. I fixed it.

aeronca65t
12-17-2009, 08:17 AM
Sorry.
This is The British Car Forum.

We only have <span style="font-style: italic">alumininium</span> foil available here. :laugh:

Guest
12-17-2009, 09:43 AM
I alway though they said al-u-lin-ium

Funny how it sounds more high tech and expensive that way.

Silverghost
12-17-2009, 10:21 AM
And I thought it was al-u-Mini-um.....gotta keep this car related you know! :laugh:

judow
12-17-2009, 11:25 AM
Doc and Mickey = very scarey! Also too confusing for this well used/worn brain! :angel:

Basil
12-17-2009, 11:26 AM
I alway though they said al-u-lin-ium

Funny how it sounds more high tech and expensive that way.

that's only in the South of England!

Mickey Richaud
12-17-2009, 11:26 AM
Doc and Mickey = very scarey! Also too confusing for this well used/worn brain! :angel:

Chicken Little was RIGHT! :eeek:

SilentUnicorn
12-17-2009, 11:29 AM
more likely a "High Impotence factor"

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ecurie_ecosse
12-17-2009, 11:39 AM
more likely a "High Impotence factor"

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Only if you put the aluminium foil on inside out. :devilgrin: :jester:

Stuart. :cheers:

Guest
12-17-2009, 11:41 AM
And I thought it was al-u-Mini-um.....gotta keep this car related you know! :laugh:

Makes more sense seein' they use it on Mini's.

GregW
12-17-2009, 11:54 AM
Well, hopefully my ex-wife will be logged in when this all starts. Her fuzzy-logic will bring the government computers to a grinding halt. I guess everyone has a purpose.

tony barnhill
12-17-2009, 05:32 PM
So, at what rate will we move towards the sun?

PC
12-17-2009, 07:23 PM
I alway though they said al-u-lin-ium

Funny how it sounds more high tech and expensive that way.

that's only in the South of England!

I thought that down there it was <span style="font-style: italic">aluminium, y'all</span>.



pc.

AweMan
12-17-2009, 07:27 PM
I know some folks, if their brains were scanned, someone would bury them! *SMILE*
Why do they call it "Tin Foil" when it is made out of A Lu min I Um! *SMILE*
I always make my "Tin Foil" hats with the shiny side in, I figure the shiny side will reflect what ever brain waves I have back in and not let them escape.

Oh .... and ..... they have to be round, NO POINTS, points radiate frequency.
I call em stealth hats *SMILE*

JamesWilson
12-18-2009, 07:12 AM
Ah, yes, but should the foil be crumpled to diffuse ... whatever... or left smooth to reflect it better? :devilgrin: :jester:

startech47
12-18-2009, 07:18 AM
It should be the deluxe two layer version.

Smooth on the inside, in order to not scatter the reflected brain waves. You do not want to become confused.

Crumpled on the outside, in order that the hat is not detectable.

If you can achieve the magic 22.5 degree angle on the crumples, then there will be no emanations from the outside surface and since it is winter adsorbed radiation will convert to heat and keep the hat warmer.

My wife says to use the heavy duty foil, so the hat will last longer.

Guest
12-18-2009, 12:01 PM
My wife says to use the heavy duty foil, so the hat will last longer.

DUDE, DUDE, DUDE !!!!! DON'T fall for that !!!!! She wants you to wer the thiker stuff cause it leave room for the hardware she's installed in it.

SHE'S READIN' YER BRAIN MAN !!!!!!!!

Run two layers of thin stuff!!!!! Thata way you can check fer it.

tony barnhill
12-18-2009, 01:33 PM
I just cover one of my baseball caps with it....protection &amp; comfort at the same time!

Guest
12-19-2009, 01:07 PM
I just cover one of my baseball caps with it....protection &amp; comfort at the same time!

put 'er on the insyd an yew goin' in stelt' mod' !!!!!