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kyreb1862
09-24-2009, 12:33 PM
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not
follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just go away and
leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.


3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of
mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way,
when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will
sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well
worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything..

12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad
judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things
just keep getting worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same

night.

anthony7777
09-24-2009, 01:28 PM
kyreb1862, love it!!,.. :lol:...heres one--"things will never go wrong until you absolutely cant not afford to have them do so". -- by me. :yesnod:

tony barnhill
09-24-2009, 07:26 PM
Good ones