View Full Version : A Lady goes into a pharmacy . . .

08-29-2003, 06:27 PM
A lady goes into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist that she wants to buy some cyanide.
"Lady, I can't sell you cyanide without a real good reason. What do you want it for?"
"To kill my husband," she replies.
" You must be kidding. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't call the police right now."
She shows him a picture of her husband and his wife in bed.
"Oh, well why didn't you say you had a prescription."