View Full Version : Two blond men working.

Ed Wynne
08-26-2003, 10:29 AM
I man looked out of his office building window at 9 am and saw two blond guys working in the median of the road. The first guy would dig a very large deep hole and when finished move twelve feed down and start another. The second guy was coming behind him and filling the holes back up.
He notice these guys working hard all morning.

Puzzled, at lunch time he went down to the road, crossed to the median and asked the men what they were doing.

"Well, we do this everyday, as part of the city beautification project. Normally, there are three of us, but Fred, the middle guy who puts the trees in the hole, is on vacation....neither of us have any vacation time left."


tony barnhill
08-26-2003, 10:35 AM

Easy, Henri, easy....he's just funnin'

08-26-2003, 11:10 AM
I might have worked with that crew one time graemlins/lol.gif

tony barnhill
08-26-2003, 11:21 AM
graemlins/iagree.gif You were probably the guy on vacation....when you came back & went to catch up, did you just set your trees on top of their freshly turned soil? graemlins/angel.gif

08-26-2003, 01:36 PM
no we just went on and left that part for next year. I really did work for the highway dept from about 76-79, and there were people like that there. I got out before I got that way, at least I think I did images/icons/grin.gif

tony barnhill
08-26-2003, 01:46 PM
hmmmmmmmmm...highway department to nuclear power plant! hope you guys don't do like the blonde guys in the joke - or the highway department workers I see everyday up & down the interstates!

08-27-2003, 12:34 AM
Chuck wrote...I might have worked with that crew one time

My reply..."really?"

08-27-2003, 03:24 AM
actually there were a couple of stops in between, and we use coal to fire the boilers in Indiana graemlins/thumbsup.gif

08-27-2003, 07:07 AM
My reply..."really?"[/QB][/QUOTE]

yes, really graemlins/devilgrin.gif

tony barnhill
08-27-2003, 08:59 AM
'ceptin' with all that silver hair he has now, its hard to tell that chuck was once a blonde!

08-28-2003, 03:13 AM
You know...the more I read this thread...the more I can understand just how he might of been in that crew...so where did you go on vaction to...Ton...I mean Fred? images/icons/grin.gif

[ 08-28-2003: Message edited by: Henri ]</p>

tony barnhill
08-28-2003, 09:44 AM
No, no, no Henri...you're getting your chuck's & Fred's mixed up! chuck said he might've been a member of that crew!

08-28-2003, 06:31 PM
Tony, I was NEVER a blonde and it may be going grey but at least I still have it. graemlins/hammer.gif

tony barnhill
08-28-2003, 10:37 PM
SLAM!! graemlins/hammer.gif But from a friend its okay...yep, I'm balding...heheheh...you know wehat they say: "God made a few perfect heads & covered the rest with hair!" graemlins/angel.gif

08-28-2003, 11:17 PM
and you know what I say, I can always dye the gray. graemlins/savewave.gif

tony barnhill
08-28-2003, 11:23 PM
WEll, since you've never been blonde, here's your chance! graemlins/devilgrin.gif graemlins/cheers.gif

08-28-2003, 11:34 PM
that might be one choice graemlins/crazy.gif

08-28-2003, 11:43 PM
Boys...Boys...Boys...this is the humor section of this forum...no one wants to see...some old balding overweight guy and some old greying (possibly at one time blonde guy), beer toting, over the hill, guy...fighting...wait a minute...I think they do...okay...in your corners...let's keep it clean...no sucker punches...no hitting below the belt (if you can find it)...then come out a blazing...wait...please tie your shoe laces...don't want anyone tripping over themselves...may the best man win...or whatever... images/icons/shocked.gif images/icons/tongue.gif graemlins/pukeface.gif images/icons/grin.gif graemlins/lol.gif

tony barnhill
08-29-2003, 12:01 AM
"Blazing"??? Think our 'blazing' days are gone...now, maybe trepidly graemlins/crazyeyes.gif

08-29-2003, 06:32 PM
I only trip over dogs Henri graemlins/savewave.gif

09-02-2003, 12:44 AM
Chuck...does that mean you've never tripped "over" your tongue...or is that tripped "on" your tongue... graemlins/thirsty.gif

What is it when you see a gorgeous women in a skimpy bathing suit...and your wife gives you a shot in the arm...and says..." you can stick your tongue back into your mouth now"...does that count as tripping? images/icons/wink.gif