View Full Version : cheesy joke alert

08-23-2003, 11:48 PM
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?".
"No," she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."

08-23-2003, 11:49 PM
A zen buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor in the park and says, “Make me one with everything.”
The hot dog vendor makes him a hot dog with everything on it and hands it to him, saying, “That will be $5.”
The zen buddhist hands him $20 and waits patiently. After nothing happens, he says, “Where is my change?”
The hot dog vendor says, “Change is within.” And he slowly walks away.

tony barnhill
08-25-2003, 03:53 AM
Sure hope you don't have trouble with cabin fever this winter - especially after those 2 jokes! graemlins/lol.gif

Gary Lloyd
08-26-2003, 12:21 AM
What can I add to that??? graemlins/iagree.gif