View Full Version : &$**(&%$^! WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!

04-15-2003, 10:43 AM
My name is Robert. Driving to my office this morning on California Interstate #5 near Laguna Woods, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang, with her face up next to the mirror putting on her eye makeup.
I looked away for a few seconds, and when I looked back, there she was, halfway over in my lane, still working on her eye liner. It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked my Krispy Cream out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into my Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG BOB and the TWINS, ruined the phone and disconnected an important call!!!!!!

**** WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!