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Webb Sledge
03-25-2003, 06:08 PM
Stupid Sayings

...A day without sunshine is like, night.
...On the other hand, you have different fingers.
...Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
...I just got lost in thought, It was unfamiliar territory.
...When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
...Those who live by the sword get shot by the people who don't.
...I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
...You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will
be misquoted, then used against you.
...Honk if you love peace and quiet.
...Pardon my driving - I'm reloading.
...Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
...He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
...Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
...Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
...The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the
...I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
...I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
...If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
...A mind like a steel trap - - - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
...Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
...Support bacteria - the only culture some people have.
...The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
...When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.