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12-09-2002, 09:58 AM
This is just an old one recycled as there are no new jokes.
One afternoon. 3 Rambler mechanics walk into a local pub,arms linked defiantly shouting"98 days!98 days!"They order a round of Marqueritas and sip for a while periodically high-fiving each other and chanting "98 days!98 days!"
Another 2 Rambler mechanics join the party and the high-fives and "98 days! chant resumes. They order more drinks and continue the celebratory mood.
Overcome with curiosity, the waiter approaches and says"Excuse me,I know it is none of my business but I can't help but notice the happy mood and the chants of "98 days!".Cuold I ask what exactly do the chants mean?
One of the Rambler mechanics proudly pulls out a jigzaw puzzle. Pointing to the line printed on the side that says "1 to 3 years"he says proudly "And we finished it in only 98 days!"

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John Loftus
12-09-2002, 03:21 PM
psssstt.... you can go back and edit your post and fix the punchline ... much easier to do that here than at the improv ... graemlins/lol.gif

12-10-2002, 12:31 AM
It's a good one even if it is recycled. I see you went back and corrected the blooper, but all us keyboard wizards know that # is just a capital 3

12-10-2002, 04:52 AM
Thanks john for the psssst.