View Full Version : Another bar joke

J. Christian
11-19-2002, 11:03 PM
A guy walks into a bar and pulls a tiny piano and a little turtle out of his pocket and sits them on the bar. The turtle crawls over to the piano and starts playing beautiful music. Everyone is amazed. The guy looks around at the staring crowd and says, "You think that's impressive?" He reaches into his other pocket, pulls out a rat, and sits him next to the piano. The rat starts singing along to the turtle's music. The bartender yells, "I'll give you $25,000 for the both of them!" The guys says, "I can't give them both up, but I'll let you have the rat for $15,000." The bartender agrees, writes the check, grabs the rat, and runs out into the night. A guy sitting at the bar goes, "Pretty tough splitting up the act." The guy goes, "Nah, the turtle's a ventriloquist."

11-20-2002, 02:30 PM
I like it! graemlins/lol.gif