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08-17-2002, 01:26 PM
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there
for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a ****
motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how
about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me
and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
So I called him a horse's ***. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused
him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a ****. My car was parked around the corner...

[ 08-17-2002: Message edited by: Basil ]</p>

gene johnston
08-18-2002, 11:59 PM
After a recent night out I returned to my car to find a couple had broken into my car and were making whoopie in the back seat. I left and located a police officer who returned to the scene with me. After breaking up the couple he wrote me a ticket.
For "disturbing the piece"

Thank ya, Thank ya very much.