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07-24-2002, 08:04 PM
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

gene johnston
07-25-2002, 12:07 AM
That's a good'ern. I wonder if you would have increased your profits with Guinness cans. You know that Widget's got to increase your return. graemlins/thirsty.gif