View Full Version : Dim Bulb Cousin

01-26-2002, 02:35 AM
My cousin is a bit of a dim bulb. The other day a State Trooper pulled him over for speeding. The Trooper asked, "Got any I.D.?" My cousin replied, "bout whut?" images/icons/tongue.gif images/icons/tongue.gif

01-27-2002, 04:17 AM
My wife is a blonde. Last week I asked her to make up her mind and she powdered her forehead!!

She's gonna kill me! graemlins/hammer.gif

01-30-2002, 07:19 PM
My brother's a bit dense, too. I once said to him "chilly outside", and he went and got a bowl.
-William(cue rimshot, thank you, goodnight, try the chicken, don't forget to tip the waitress, give it up for Louie Anderson!) graemlins/crazy.gif