View Full Version : Words of Wisdom for the day.

08-25-2006, 08:45 PM
#1 - Do not fight with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

#2 - Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

tony barnhill
08-25-2006, 09:07 PM
#3 - Everybody is somebody else's wierdo...

#4 - Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

#5 - Always try to be the best, but don't ever think you are the best.

08-25-2006, 09:46 PM
#6 - Without data you are just another person with an opinion.

#7 - Ask a teenager today while they still know everything.

08-25-2006, 09:55 PM
#8 - Don't sweat the petty things. And don't pet the sweaty things.

08-25-2006, 09:58 PM
#9 - No matter where you go, there you are.

08-25-2006, 10:09 PM
#10 - I drink, therefore I am.

08-25-2006, 10:46 PM
#11- Someday,you'll have twins just like you.

#12- When you feel too good about yourself,someone will remind you that you're not as good as you think you are.

#13- If you think you're a mechanic,try doing your own repairs,at least twice.

- Doug

08-26-2006, 05:02 AM
#14-"Anything worth doing is worth doing to an excess!" (Bolus & Snopes Racing Team)

#15-"Never ask permission!"

#16-"Eschew Obfuscation!"

08-26-2006, 06:23 AM
17 "never run for a bus there will always be another" 18 "never ever take a ride in a small italian sports car" - mel brooks 2000 year old man.

08-26-2006, 06:38 AM
19) You're unique, just like everyone else in the world...

08-26-2006, 07:37 AM
20. "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --- Ben Franklin /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thirsty.gif

08-26-2006, 09:00 AM
#21 Half the people you meet are also below average.

08-26-2006, 09:34 AM
#22 If you aren't living on the edge you're taking up too much room.

08-26-2006, 09:54 AM
23) Deja Moo- the feeling you have heard all this Bull before


08-26-2006, 12:43 PM
#24 - If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

08-26-2006, 01:07 PM
#25 - I feel more like I do now then when when I got here.

08-26-2006, 01:11 PM
#26 - Women, you can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.
(Norm from Cheers)

08-26-2006, 01:18 PM
#25 Do it now and save yourself some work.

08-26-2006, 02:04 PM
#27 - "For every complex question, there is a simple answer, ...............and it is wrong." - H.L.Mencken

#28 - "Trust, but Google." - Ronald Reagan

08-26-2006, 03:30 PM
25-forestall decisions until your wife has time to make up your mind.------the poet.

08-26-2006, 03:43 PM
29) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

And for LBCs:

30) When all else fails, read the instructions.

31) It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.

32) Parts will be damaged in direct proportion to their value.

33) Budgets help you worry before you spend money, as well as, afterward.

08-26-2006, 03:46 PM
34) Never Ever total your receipts.

08-26-2006, 03:54 PM
34) Never Ever total your receipts.

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35) Don't ever leave ANY evidence....

08-26-2006, 05:11 PM
36 - What is meant to be will be. Especially if it is not what you want it to be.