He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . ....That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

No CAB involved!?!?!

...how sad is that!


"Princess!! Bring me another BEER!!"


~WHACK!~

"Ouch!"

How about:

He said . .. .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Yep, just standing by it is easy.... what's the problem?