A great one! And it's in our Hymnal, as well.

Well Long Tall Sally, she's built for speed
She got everything that Uncle John need

Railroad ties, are not, my friend, the only ties that bind...

-Kinky Friedman, Silver Eagle Express

Little Richard - Yep, those are the ones that get my vote - deep and philosophical!!!!

Good old three chord rock and roll...

Remember it!! I have the album in my archives (if only I still had a turntable to play them on! )

My trusty Miracord still turns. And the old vinyl still sounds better than CD's; pops, scratches, and all!

I've a good linear tracking one a pal gave me years ago. HE fished it out of a dumpster... I overhauled it and it's been fine for nearly two decades now.

Shes totally committed
To major independence
But shes a lady through and through

She`ll bruise some Shell hurt some too
But oh they love to watch her strut
Oh they do respect her but
They love to watch
her strut { Bob Seger }

for the info, Keoke! I should have known it was a 'western' song.

Sorry Basil, I got carried away too.

You put on my clothes and YOU go face the dealer. Shila a wish you the best.

Said James "In my opinion there's nothing in this world, beats a '52 Vincent and a red-headed girl"

My pappy said "Son yer gonna drive me to drinkin if ya don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln"
,got safety tubes but I ain't scared, brakes are good, tires fair.

Oh! lad I don't know where ya been but I see ya won first prize!

I'm very partial to this lyric by Neil Young:
"It's only a dream
Just a memory without anywhere to stay"
Roy

"Girls like that don't sleep alone"

"Hey Buddy, how do you get this car out of second gear?".....

and it's one - two - three
what are we fighting for?
don'task me I don't give a ----
next stop is vietnam

While American women in moomoos
Talk about all the things they did today
And their husbands quack about fishing
As they slug those rum drinks down
Discussing who caught what and who sat on his butt
But it's the only show in town.

There's a cowboy in the jungle
and he looks so out of place

Mama's got a squeezebox and Daddy can't sleep at night.
It goes in and out and in and out.

or the Spinal Tappets version; Daddy's got a gearbox.... it goes in and out and in and out and he's swearing all night coz the darn thing ain't right... (not the actual word as the software changed it because they use a very very very naughty word!!! frankly my dear I don't give a darn).

"Don't eat the yellow snow"
Frank Zappa

Invest in a tuba
or something or other about Cuba
He sung about a lady
who weighed two hundred and eighty


Brian