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    Dr visit

    A man visits his doctor. “I can’t stop singing ‘What’s New p ussycat.’ “
    Doc examines him. “You have Tom Jones syndrome.”
    “Is that rare?”
    “It’s not unusual.”
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Re: Dr visit



    A guy walks into a doctor's office and says, hey doc, my brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Then the doc says, why don't you turn him in? The guy says, I would but we need the eggs.

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    Re: Dr visit

    Now I'm a believer.
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    Re: Dr visit

    Guy goes to see his psychiatrist and says to him "doc, I think I'm turning into a dog". The psychiatrist says "OK, I can help you; please lay down on the couch and we can talk about it"
    The guys says "I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture"
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    Mac & Phyllis Take a Trip: http://nutmegflyer.com/trip-details-daily-updates/
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    Re: Dr visit

    Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"

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    Re: Dr visit

    A Priest, a minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

    Bartender says, "is this a joke?"
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    Re: Dr visit

    Then there's the one that little kids find funny -

    A man sits down in a bus.Guy next to him says
    "Do you know you have a banana in your ear?"
    Guy replies "Sorry,I couldn't hear you -
    I have a banana in my ear".
    Just Remember.......
    NOBODY ever says "COOL PRIUS!"

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    Re: Dr visit

    What's yellow and seldom rings?

    An unlisted banana
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Re: Dr visit

    what's brown and sticky





    a stick
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    Re: Dr visit

    Guy walks into a bar, hey, put the *#&! phone down and pay attention...

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