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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd-grade class:
"what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Tommy says: “I want to start out as a fighter pilot, then head a major internet company and be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest woman, give her a Ferrari with a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, a Visa Card with no limit, and all while enjoying endless passion every night."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from Tommy, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.
“And how about you, Cindy?"
“I wanna be Tommy's woman"
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd-grade class:
"what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Tommy says: “I want to start out as a fighter pilot, then head a major internet company and be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest woman, give her a Ferrari with a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, a Visa Card with no limit, and all while enjoying endless passion every night."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from Tommy, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.
“And how about you, Cindy?"
“I wanna be Tommy's woman"
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