Dang, Randall, I had 5 years of Latin in high school and college, and I can't get it. OK, so it was half a century ago, but still....
Yeah, I've also been surprised at how easily sellers will say something is "rust free," then show pictures proving it is anything but. Perhaps they mean it's free of major rust perforation, but when you see a layer of extensive "surface rust," you can be sure there are at least deep pits and small perforations. Perhaps some people just paint over that kind of thing. Sigh.