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Price of gas in France. I know I am asking for trouble with this.

maynard

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A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security,
stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van..

However, he was captured only two
blocks away when his van ran out of gas

When asked how he could mastermind
such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied,

'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole
the paintings.'

I had no Monet

To buy Degas



To make the Van Gogh.


See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to

someone else....

I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
 

JPSmit

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Of course you must have a screw Toulouse - to take such a Lautrec with such puns. Merde
 

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monet.jpg
 

Gliderman8

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You get a kewpie Dali too.
 

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This thread is giving me the "Munch"ies.

I think I'll Gauguin get me something to eat.
 

elrey

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It looks like Braque, smells like Braque, tastes like Braque. I say Fouquet! Show me the Monet. :thirsty:
 

Gliderman8

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I feel like I'm being framed for the bad puns.
 

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elrey

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Cezanne's greetings, mes amis! Candy is dandy but LeCar is quicker. :thirsty:
 
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JPSmit

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No, this thread is about French artists.... I'll be driving LeCar :banana:

Indeed, if it was about philosophers you would of course be taking DeCARTE. (AND no, I won't put Decarte before de horse)
 

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Indeed, if it was about philosophers you would of course be taking DeCARTE. (AND no, I won't put Decarte before de horse)
You mean the Cartier before the horse.
 
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