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Steven K.
08-29-2003, 09:30 AM
Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid term. The last
question, worth 70 points or none at all was: Name seven advantages of
mothers' milk.
The student in question had also partied the night before, and was hard
put to think of 7 advantages. He wrote:<ul type="square">
1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always available as needed.
4. It is always at the right temperature.
5. It is inexpensive.
6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.[/list]
And then, the student was stuck.
Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test was rang,
he wrote:<ul type="square">
7. It comes in such cute containers.[/list]
He was the only student to ace (100%) the exam.

Seven could of been:<ul type="square">7. Best served slightly warm in large, firm jugs.
7. The nipples never fall to the bottom of the dishwasher and melt into a nasty blob of rubber that you have to scrape off of the element with a knife and they're reusable!
7. "Twice as nice", than formula,can be served stirred or shaken.
7. Good in coffee when you can't get to the store...D-cupachino
[/list]

Can you come up with any to take the place of "7"?? graemlins/lol.gif

William
08-29-2003, 02:37 PM
None that are printable.

08-29-2003, 02:46 PM
shaken not stirred? graemlins/savewave.gif

JamesWilson
09-10-2003, 09:57 AM
7. Second helpings immediately available?