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Henri
08-18-2003, 11:16 PM
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

The wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

The husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetches the Bible, and opens the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages which say..."Hebrews"!!

It's weak I know...but it's Monday...what can I say! images/icons/grin.gif

tony barnhill
08-19-2003, 12:13 AM
&, to think I waited all this time for your next blond guy joke!

Steve
08-19-2003, 08:09 AM
"Grounds" for a divorce?

racing girl
08-19-2003, 08:24 AM
Should've stayed in Florida... graemlins/hammer.gif

08-20-2003, 09:39 PM
I don't know why you would start now. graemlins/iagree.gif

SilentUnicorn
08-20-2003, 09:55 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Henri:
I said it was a disparate attempt at humor...plus it has to be clean...I posted a naughty the other night that "big brother" axed...so now I have to behave...or at least appear to... coolgleam.gif <hr></blockquote>

hey Henri. now ya got me wonderin.......

Mark

tony barnhill
08-20-2003, 11:19 PM
Henri!? &, just when I was beginning to think you flaunted the man you cave in? images/icons/shocked.gif

Henri
08-21-2003, 03:12 AM
I said it was a disparate attempt at humor...plus it has to be clean...I posted a naughty the other night that "big brother" axed...so now I have to behave...or at least appear to... coolgleam.gif