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MattP
01-31-2003, 02:20 AM
This was posted at work.

Here are some tips from around the world on what one should and shouldn't eat:

1. The Chinese eat very little fat and have fewer heart attacks than Americans or British.

2. The French eat a lot of fat and have fewer heart attacks than Americans or British.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and have fewer heart attacks than Americans or British.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and have fewer heart attacks than Americans or British.

5. The Germans drind a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and have fewer heart attacks than Americans or British.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


MattP

John Turney
01-31-2003, 01:11 PM
I'm going to pass this on to my doctor and tell him to lighten up! graemlins/lol.gif

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John