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triumphant
10-29-2002, 05:11 PM
Al Jazeera TV Guide:

SUNDAY:

800 - My 33 Sons
8:30 - Osama Knows Best
9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed
9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal
10:00 - The Kabul Hillbillies

MONDAY:

8:00 - Husseinfeld
9:00 - Mad About Everything
9:30 - Monday Night Stoning
10:00 - Win Bin Laden's Money
10:30 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAY:

8:00 - Wheel of Terror
8:30 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
9:00 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Slayer

WEDNESDAY:

8:00 - Beat the Press
8:30 - When Kurds Attack
9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 - Veilwatch

THURSDAY:

800 - Fatima Loves Chachi
830 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
900 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
930 - Married with 139 Children
1000 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

FRIDAY:

8:00 - Judge Saddam
8:30 - Suddenly Sanctions
9:00 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:30 - Cave and Garden Television
10:00 - No-Witness News

SATURDAY:

8:00 - Spongebob Squareturban
8:30 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
9:00 - Teletalibans
9:30 - Camel 54, Where Are You?

Steve
10-30-2002, 03:27 PM
You forgot the pay per view programs:

Jihad TV

Jihad About You

annd everyone's favourite "It's a Jihad Jihad Jihad Jihad World"

Only three goats per program.....

Steve
10-31-2002, 07:20 PM
Just remembered those classic movies "Seven Brides For One Brother" and "Paint Your Goat Cart" featuring that classic song, "I was born under a wandering camel"