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BadKitty
08-07-2002, 10:47 PM
What did the fish say when it bumped its nose on the concrete wall......................dam!

Steve
08-08-2002, 01:32 AM
Gave himself a nasty case of walleye! Hey you started it!

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BadKitty
08-18-2002, 07:14 PM
Hey steve; was that from a right hook?

Steve
08-18-2002, 07:57 PM
Yes, it knocked him off his Perch!

Calvin
09-07-2002, 12:45 PM
Hey guys - this one is really floundering... (sorry)

66 fhc
09-10-2002, 11:41 AM
OK... so are you guys fin--ished?

Steve
09-10-2002, 12:40 PM
I'm not sure. I certainly know my plaice though.

aeronca65t
09-10-2002, 01:12 PM
I'd like to "sea" you stay in your place....preferably somewhere up the "pike". We could "lure" you up there by "throwing you that line" about some great "steam"-ing video.

Achhhh! I have to stop this, before I go "overboard"!

78Z
09-10-2002, 05:01 PM
I am too bass-ful to contribute ...

Steve
09-11-2002, 12:41 AM
You're just fishing for compliments.

Henri
09-11-2002, 09:26 PM
People...this whole thread smells "fishy"... images/icons/grin.gif

Steve
09-11-2002, 10:15 PM
Are you suggesting that this thread has no porpoise?

tlthorne
09-11-2002, 10:29 PM
Are you guys "baiting each other?

coldplugs
09-12-2002, 12:33 AM
I'm trying to think of a clever reply, but seem to be just floundering. Maybe another pint of Bass will help....

TerrierCarrier
09-12-2002, 01:43 AM
Holy Mackerel! Here I am Perched at my computer Trolling the web and I get Suckered in by a Line from a bunch of punny Barracuda…I was hoping for a Ray of hope but you guys have no Sole!

Henri
09-12-2002, 03:13 AM
It's hard to believe...this started out about a minnow...and it's gotten as big as whale...where is Captain Ahab when you need him? images/icons/grin.gif

coldplugs
09-12-2002, 10:17 AM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Henri:
...where is Captain Ahab when you need him? images/icons/grin.gif <hr></blockquote>

'eel be along shortly.

Calvin
09-15-2002, 11:43 AM
This underwater creature takes his LBC to the garage, and the mechanic tells him that he's blown a seal. The underwater creature tells the mechanic, "Why don't you just fix the car, and leave my sex life out of it!!" images/icons/shocked.gif graemlins/angel.gif

Dale
09-15-2002, 05:05 PM
Wow! And just when I thought it Cod not get any worse.

Scott Brunkhurst
09-17-2002, 09:30 AM
I don't want to be bass-ackwards but it cod.

SB

TypeRboy
11-01-2002, 02:34 AM
I'm reel..ly bored with all this..

Duane
12-18-2002, 04:30 AM
I just go fishing for the Halibut.

Dale
12-18-2002, 04:56 AM
I didn't think you guys could leave this ichy thread abalone for very long.

Jeff M
12-19-2002, 02:44 PM
It's a fluke this thread lasted so long!

Steve
12-20-2002, 05:06 PM
Aah, to hake with it!

Marcos 1800 GT
02-08-2003, 01:03 PM
All these bad puns... on a "scale" of 1 to 10...

Steve
02-08-2003, 03:04 PM
I have no wish to be shellfish......

Darwin
02-09-2003, 12:08 AM
something has smelt funny about this thread for a long time. I was young when it started now i"m grayling around the temples. Garrrr.

Steve
02-09-2003, 12:59 PM
Caviar Emptor

silky
02-09-2003, 08:36 PM
Carp-e Diem

Steve
02-10-2003, 01:22 AM
Habius Carpus

Jeff M
02-14-2003, 10:53 AM
Squid pro quo

Steve
02-14-2003, 12:30 PM
Non Compos Mantas

silky
02-14-2003, 12:56 PM
If this thread ever ends (not soon I hope) the last post should read: "fin"

David McLaughlin
02-14-2003, 10:25 PM
According to my Sturgeon, laughter is good for your health...But I seriously trout if I could top you guys on this one! images/icons/smile.gif

Steve
02-15-2003, 02:11 AM
Better get your skates on

Steve
02-15-2003, 04:54 AM
My conch-ience won't let me do that.

JamesWilson
02-17-2003, 10:19 AM
I can't believe I've read the whale thing....

66 fhc
02-18-2003, 02:24 AM
This thread has a CAST of thousands

silky
03-04-2003, 10:56 AM
Hey, folks! Let's get going on this thread! I hope i'm not piscine into the wind here...

Steve
03-04-2003, 11:31 AM
You're dacing with death.

silky
03-04-2003, 11:46 AM
Yes, I'm standing on a precarious perch...

66 fhc
03-05-2003, 01:59 AM
After a lap on this thread i feel like the pole sitter.

Steve
03-06-2003, 07:34 PM
Okay, I'll not Mako big deal out of this.

Dave Thielke
03-07-2003, 04:53 AM
You really needn't be so Koi about it!

youngsmith
03-16-2003, 03:37 AM
My, My, you realy have crossed the (trolling) line wih this one, I thought it might die, but no, you keep going back, like some sucker, and grabbing hold, hook line and sinker.

David McLaughlin
03-16-2003, 02:17 PM
I've been carping on to my friends about this thread for ages...and I'm having a whale of a time! images/icons/smile.gif

Jeff M
03-18-2003, 12:06 AM
Is there any porpoise to this thread?