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Basil
06-16-2002, 12:53 PM
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then
I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-- Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
fools.
-- Ernest Hemingway

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
-- W.C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- Brian O'Rourke

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer!
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since
1862!

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

William
06-16-2002, 11:17 PM
Heh. There's a song by The Reverend Horton Heat called "Beer:30". It's mostly instrumental (a rockabilly riff in A), the vocals to which are mostly "Party!" "Get Naked!" "Buy Us Beer!". Simple and to the point.
-William

Charles #677556
07-16-2002, 03:03 AM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Basil:

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- Brian O'Rourke <hr></blockquote>

"In Heaven there is no beer,
That's why we drink it here,
And when we're gone from here,
Our friends will be drinking all the beer!"
From a Country/Western song in the late '60's.