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Johnny
02-01-2002, 10:04 AM
You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Yesterday,scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.
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DougR
02-02-2002, 03:25 AM
Well that does it. I won't drink any more... graemlins/cheers.gif

Steve
02-03-2002, 04:18 AM
Nor will I drink any more. Mind you, I won't drink any less either! graemlins/thirsty.gif

aeronca65t
02-04-2002, 07:43 PM
Geeeeez! Thank goodness Guiness isn't technically considered "beer"....(right?). If it is, I guess I'll have to get more in touch with my feminine side! images/icons/tongue.gif

Basil
02-06-2002, 12:19 AM
Urrrp graemlins/thirsty.gif

Basil
02-06-2002, 12:21 AM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by DougR:
Well that does it. I won't drink any more... graemlins/cheers.gif <hr></blockquote>

Beer is proof that there is a God and he wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin graemlins/cheers.gif

aeronca65t
02-06-2002, 10:59 AM
.....and also Basil:

Rolling Rock is proof that God has a sense of humor when it comes to beer!

Tiger
02-06-2002, 12:53 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Basil:


Beer is proof that there is a God and he wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin graemlins/cheers.gif <hr></blockquote>

I just finished David McCollough's boigraphy of John Adams (recommended read). In the the chapter where he and Ben were in Paris, it is described that Benjamin Franklin gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually and refused to apologize when wrong. Proof of theorem.

aeronca65t
02-06-2002, 01:30 PM
Couldn't drive? What was he driving? a Cugnot Steam Wagon?

Tiger
02-06-2002, 03:26 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by aeronca65t:
Couldn't drive? What was he driving? a Cugnot Steam Wagon?<hr></blockquote>

Probably; maybe we now know why it fell over.